Friday, May 14, 2010

Erm, Hello There.

Is anyone else ever caught off guard by their own chest? I'm pretty sure my boobs grow during the day. Or else my shirts shrink. I get dressed in the morning, and look in the mirror, and I look fine. Some days, even good. I work with teenagers, so I always take extra care to make sure I look can't see anything you shouldn't.

When I leave the house.

Somehow though, sometimes by the time I get to work, I look less appropriate. I'll be sitting in an interview, or an afternoon faculty meeting, and will glance down to jot some notes and HOLY SHIT. Where did that cleavage come from? I SWEAR it wasn't there this morning.

I'm now going to go on a wrap-buying spree, thanks.

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